Sorry!

Hey all, I'm sorry for not Posting the winners, i got really BUSY!!!
So, i will post the winners and tell some lame jokes hoping that they will make up for my not-posting-ness!

Numero Uno- Pen of Jen: Why do birds, sud-den-ly appear.....


Numero Dos- Verja-funnybunny: HOW'S THIS FOR BIRD WATCHING?!??!?!?!
Bird-watchers are so freaky...They watch us do everything...BATHING is NOT public! It's not supposed to be filmed you freaks!!

And Numero Tres- Memories for a lifetime: Does this make my beak look fat?


Huzzaaah!

O, and about the lame jokes....here they are


Q.What do you get when you mix a bomarang with a skunk?
A. A smell you cant get rid of!

*silence *

Q. Why didnt the skeloten cross the road?
A. He did have the guts!

*more...silence... *

Q. What did Batman say to Robin right before he got into the car?
A. Robin, Get in the car.

*somewhere, someone coughs.*

Ahem.....*clears throat *....Son: Mom, what are reindeer?
Mom: It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

*someone throws a rotten pineapple *

Ok....ill stop.....before i embarrass myself....